i just watched the sarah palin interview, or at least part of it, or i should say actually really only about 30 seconds (i saw the part where she was all like saying that the US should support israel no matter what) and now i just have to get this on the internet before someone else does because i want to be able to say that you heard it here first...
sarah palin = dolores umbridge
i had been struggling for like a week now to figure out how to define her and this is it. chirpy, saccharine, sinister. i am both transfixed and shitting my pants.
in related news, i'm currently in st. louis at a training. i had breakfast this morning with a woman from alaska. clearly, i grilled her on palin. i'm now also completely obsessed with the bristol and levi drama (aka, the pregnant daughter and her fiance). who doesn't feel for this kid? all he wanted to do was get some ass and now he's stuck getting married to the daughter of the most perky and frightening woman in america. and does anyone even know for sure that the baby is his?
also, did you guys know that no one in alaska (including palin's parents) knew that she was pregnant until she was seven months along? little baby trek, trik, trak, whatever, surprised the world. how in god's name does a mother of four keep her pregnancy a secret for seven months? my coworkers and friends all started looking like the goodyear blimp at 3-4 months (sorry guys).
st. louis restaurant shout out: wasabi on washington st. in downtown st. louis serves an excellent chirashi.
people at my training: what??? you ate SUSHI in ST. LOUIS??? there are no oceans around here!
me: look people, i eat sushi in cincinnati. it can't be any worse than that.
people at my training: (collective gasp)
reader poll: what's your vote for best sushi in cincinnati?
reader poll, part 2: who's your vote for bristol's baby daddy?
12 comments:
I say the baby daddy is really Ross Perot with the alternate being ILL Mitch
best sushi = jo an in n.ky.
dancing wasabi in mt. lookout is good, too.
Baby daddy = a Jonas brother. Oh, the scandal!!
Sarah Palin is Marge Schott. You heard it from me first. Seriously, keep tabs on her for the next 25 years and watch her turn into an ugly, bitter, nasty, loud-mouthed, selfish ignoramus who is an embarrassment to everyone around her.
Schott was a "former beauty queen" too, you know.
Kyoto, Sake Bomb, Teak, and Wild Ginger are at the top of my list. Yeah I can't pick just one.
I am getting to write about Aqua's sushi (not so good) and was thinking last night that I want to do a Cincinnati sushi ranking... so funny that you asked today!
sushi = RuThai's in Mt Lookout...
Ugh - I just got my Obama signs for the yard so anything Palin gives me hives!
oooh, i really want to try jo an. i keep hearing good things about it. i also have not tried kyoto or sake bomb so i will have to add those to the list.
re: marge schott, i really know nothing about her other than many people hate her. as a non-cincinnatian who does not care about baseball, i kind of missed the boat on that one.
Shut up about me looking like the goodyear blimp--you never even saw me in person at 7 months pregnant or you'd need a bigger simile.
joann has my vote for the bomb sushi in the nati. dancing wasabi's got a close 2nd. I hear kyoto's decent but I am not sure.
OMG! Dolores Umbridge! You're totally right! And it's really freaking scary!
Speaking of underage naughtiness, did you know that Daniel Radcliffe is reprising his role in that naked play in New York?
I also vote for Jo An. It's tasty but tough to get to. In the meantime, Teak.
Westender you crack me up! The best sushi in Cincy is in NK, Google sushi vudutu Cincinnati and you will find my picks.
Daddy=Satan
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