latest craigslist roundup

as usual i am perusing craigslist. the nuts are out tonight! these posts are so hilarious that i think they speak for themselves.

Greaser seeking Little Person - 36 (NKY)

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Reply to: pers-923698165@craigslist.org ^[?]
Date: 2008-11-18, 1:04AM EST


Me: 6' / 162lbs / white / attractive / ducktail / tattoos / all my teefs / car / job / drinker / smoker / divorced / 2 boys

You: Attractive female of genetically diminutive size who appreciates Rock-a-Billy and Punk Rock(Must be of legal drinking age)

Your pic gets mine, NO SPAMMERS OR WEBSITES, Thnx

Back injury precludes sex - m4w - 50 (Cincinnati)

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Reply to: pers-921180033@craigslist.org ^[?]
Date: 2008-11-16, 9:45AM EST


Hi,
Looking for women to talk with. I have a back injury that does not allow me to have sex. If I try it is very painful and normally does not work. I would like advice from women who have been through this with their man. The docs say it may not get better.

Need Some Girl Talk? - w4w - 22 (Cincity)

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Reply to: pers-920959190@craigslist.org ^[?]
Date: 2008-11-15, 11:30PM EST


Here to Talk!

Please Exscuse my Spelling. I just go a mile a minute here!

Need advice or Ranting, or just to bs a little.
I would like a friendship to grow, But Im good with being
Internet friends.
Some things about me.
I am a busty White Girl.
I like a LOT of 'Alternative' Music, and
almost NO RAP!! lol But to each her own.
I like to write, and read
I artsy and LOVE MOVIES!!!

So here I am!!

My AIM SN Is Sinie15

I WILL BLOCK DISGUSTING PEOPLE

sharonville sex party - m4m - 30 (sharonville)

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Reply to: pers-927446284@craigslist.org ^[?]
Date: 2008-11-20, 5:00PM EST


long shot but, a week ago there was a sex party at the red roof in. U were older and built and u and i messed around a lot. i would love to hook up with you again.

Bad ass looking for a woman that knows her place - 24 (Cincinnati)

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Reply to: pers-925942011@craigslist.org ^[?]
Date: 2008-11-19, 4:08PM EST

• "Shut up"
• "Do what I tell you"
• "I'm not interested"

These are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad.

I'm an idiot and I don't care about anyone but myself

P.S. NO DOGS!