Friday, December 05, 2008

happy weekend!

clearly it's time for some craigslist all stars to get us all in the weekend spirit...

Small boobs, yeah! - 32 (Downtown)


Reply to: pers-946017627@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-12-05, 11:19AM EST

The women I'm looking for:

Very small chest....the smaller, the better

Super smart, well-read and sarcastic

Wants something lasting and long-term, not just a fling

Likes anal

Hope I'm not asking for too much......


i wonder why this guy has to post on craigslist. small breasted, super smart, well read, sarcastic, relationship seeking women who like anal are a dime a dozen.

Looking for a marriage - 30 (cincinnati)


Reply to: pers-946611945@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-12-05, 5:52PM EST

Hi,
I am Ray from asia.i am a very nice guy who came to USA to study 3 years ago.Now i got master degree here.But it is difficult to get a job which can support me immigrate to USA because of the financial crisis.For legal stay here,i am looking for a reliable people to pretend to marry me to support my green card.the marriage need to be kept 2 years.i can pay some money for this.if we do love each other in the future,we can stay in actual marriage.you must be no criminal record.if you are interested in my case,send me email pls.
Help me PLS!Thank you for reading!
Ray


wow, cash for a green card. how romantic! just in time for the holidays.

Nice guy - 42 (Mt. Adams)


Reply to: pers-946070761@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-12-05, 11:53AM EST

What is wrong with you Cincinnati women? On this and other dating sites, you all complain that you can't find a nice, honest guy. But none of you ever give any of us nice, honest guys a chance! You never reply to our e-mails or "winks" or whatever! Well, if all you are going to use these sites for is to complain, then I suggest you all just close your accounts and go back to complaining to your single friends and ignoring us men in your local bar! I get interest from women from all over the world on these sites EXCEPT from where I live - Cincinnati! Did you never grow up from high school?

I'm 42, I've got a Ph.D. and a good job, I'm a nice, friendly, honest guy. I'm divorced, but I've never hit a woman, I know that "No means no." If you are interested in A DATE - coffee, dinner, etc. let me know.


phd, good job, nice, honest, single, AND bitter as all get out. ladies, this man has it all!

Fuk yer brainz out - 23 (norwood/price hill)


Reply to: pers-945834000@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-12-05, 8:34AM EST

hey sup lookin fer girl who wants 2 fuk day and night holla back yo


ummm... at least he's not long winded?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I think that Ray's Master's Degree and Nice Guy's PhD are evidence of what is wrong with the U.S. education system.