get in mah craigslist

i have gotten a few demands, i mean requests, for craigslist ads lately so here you go.

Want a REAL MAN? - 24 (westwood)

Date: 2009-12-13, 12:52PM EST

I consider myself a real man because I don't give in to all the social conditioning bullshit you all are used to in guys, for example I don't care what you do. I don't get jealous; in fact there's nothing you could do to make me angry, if you find another man I'd be fine with that, you just wont see me again. Now on the other hand if I find someone "better" I won't leave you for her, because to me there is no "better", all are perfect in my eyes. I won't try to see her behind your back, instead I'll introduce you and her, and go from there. I believe there is a double standard when it comes to dating. If a women cheats on her man she is limiting his potential to have children. But if a man "cheats" he is not limiting either women, if I really wanted I can have 2 or 3 kids a day, the most any women could have is like one a year. For me, to have to be with one women is a form of oppression on the women's part, greed almost. Also, if the women work together to raise their children instead of living separate, it is more productive and more green for the planet.

what a catch.

cut the shit ladies - 44 (ohio)

Date: 2009-12-13, 6:56PM EST

please no more replies that go tolinks to shit i dont care about al iwaNt is to meet a nice girl l/ady who likes
the samething s that idido do pu i amral inthe subjt or ianot even going tobohter withti ssly shit no more
Figured I would try it again looking for a good stable woman please no more nut jobs that likes movies and cuddling up wamt to get married again.I AM DONE PLAYING GAMES DONT HAVE TIME FOR TEM OK I AM NOT THE CLIST KILER OR A WIERDO JUST A REGULAR GUY I WLL MEET YOU IN APUBLIC PLACE LIKE THE OUTBACK STEAKHUSE IN SPRINGALE ON RT 4 IF INTERESTED MY TREAT OF COURSE DROP ME A LINE IF NOT HAVE A NICE DAY SPAM SOME OTHER POOR SLOB AND LEAVE ME ALONE PLEASEhey yo dumnb bitches leave me alone if yuoa re noit ealm ok i amtired of spam LOL

i would comment but i have to go run to the outback steakhouse on route 4 in springdale really quick.

StrapOn Relationship - 29 (East Cincinnati)

Date: 2009-12-14, 3:19PM EST

Hi, I am a swm In search of a strap on relationship with a lady. Age and Race are not important. I am a total bottom for a Strap On Girl. I am looking for an on going thing. I am 5/7, Thin build, clean and shaved and very clean down stairs. I have a nice little apt and love to have fun. I always take good care of the women with me. I do not like guys so guys dont waist your time, no I do not want the real thing, lol. Can it really be this hard to find a lady that wants this? So if you are a strap on girl or just want to try being the man in bed, I hope to hear from you. Please send a pic and please put strap on girl as the title so I know you are real or I will not reaspond

i really have nothing to add here.

I am so lonesome I could die - 44 (glendale)

Date: 2009-12-11, 6:09PM EST

hello I am a disabled man who is in dire straights for companioniship so please write me back please have a heart I dont want to go through another holiday alone

if you don't respond to this posting he is going to kill himself and you are going to fry in hell for all eternity. i hope you are ok with that.

Looking for A WHITE Goddess - 19 (Hamilton)

Date: 2009-12-10, 6:10PM EST

I'll jump right to the point, I am a WHITE & CHRISTIAN man looking for a WHITE & CHRISTIAN girl between the ages of 18-20, I have been in a alot of failed relationships that were either not worth hanging on or just didn't work altogether, I have 2 dog named Abby whom is a poodle and a mutt named Maverick, I have been around the block a few times had some experiences I would like to forget, and some I can't bear to loose (hasn't everybody?). I live with my mother until my college career starts at which time I will be heading to Miami University Hamilton. I love country music and outdoor activites cookouts, fishing, boating (when I have the resources) I am also a probationary member of the United Northern & Southern Knight's of the Ku Klux Klan and plan on continuing until the day I am laid to rest, even then going out in a "klanish" way surrounded by fellow white klansfolk...let me tell you now the Klan is nothing that HOLLYWOOD portrayed it to be, well at least this klan, the same as any other race, cookouts, christian fellowship and of course trying to dig the Tennesee mud out from under your nails, our national meetings/rallys are usually held in Tennesee and include white men and women from all over the US, Europe, Germany, Italy,Belgium, we even have a guy from Africa (yeah hes white). let me leave you with this befor you think this klan is another fly by night attempt to scare minorites into conforming to "white supremacy" its not. I will give you the website URL only after you can prove your not going to go do things to drag us down, and NO this is not a recrutment attempt, and before you send a hateful email, there is a man who is a member of our organization who was at a store and he saw this young black girl looking lost so he asked what was wrong and she said her mom and her boyfriend left her...this man went out of his way to let the store emplyees know and after a time the mom and boyfriend got locked up...if you would like to speak with me more please email me Have a blessed day :-)

and I am NOT looking for sex!!!

i could not make this shit up if i tried.