Sunday, October 03, 2010

because i no longer care about alienating my readers

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "montgomery inn":

Is it possible that you have let your blogging go to your head? We always get great service and great food. Try something else on the menu like a steak or seafood. The roasted duck is amazing. Open mah mind. I guess the ribs just arent your style.....

dear anonymous,

their ribs taste like hell. go fuck yourself.

thanks,
liz

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "anchor grill":

Srsly? Have you not heard of Mainstrasse? It has like 20 pubs, restaurants, and bars within a few blocks. One of the best night-life areas in Cincinnati. Anchor Grill is a few blocks south of it. nobody i know hangs out in covington to drink.

dear anonymous,

srsly? i'm 30 years old. nobody i know hangs out in mainstrasse. go fuck yourself.

thanks,
liz

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "and the worst restaurant in cincinnati award goes ...":

Liz: I have a new found respect for you!! Anyone who thinks CR sucks the big one is alright in my book. It's amazing the kind of culinary cretins that place attracts, but, hey, the Olive Garden gets best Italian restaurant of Cincinnati awards many years in a row. This place ain't New Orleans.I'll never dis you again

dear anonymous,

i'm so thrilled that you will never dis me again. go fuck yourself.

thanks,
liz

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "...crickets chirping...":

In all reality, you should ALL stop dogging on Balboa's. It is NOT bad in the least bit and I'm so over people not taking the time to realize when everything isn't perfect there's usually a good reason. It hasn't even been open a full year and can't be expected to be perfect. It's really grown in the past few months and CAN be expected to be great.

dear anonymous,

in all reality, you are an idiot. go fuck yourself.

thanks,
liz

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "izen":

I read your review and have to say that you are very off with all your comments. Not sure if you have had Korean food from other places. I happen to be Korean and have actually had most of the over priced god awful Korean food in this city and I actually frequent Izen. Not because it has the best Korean food but that it has the best for the money in Cincinnati. Cincinnati in general is extremely over priced for Asian food and in particular Korean food. I dont know why. Maybe because white people in this city don't know better. But its pretty obvious that you had a mindset to not enjoy the food at Izen.

Again the food is actually pretty decent as well as the price. which is why I keep going. Certainly everything there is pre made and that takes away from the quality of the food but it still tastes pretty good overall. You can actually tell by the number of Korean people that actually frequent the establishment which is more than I can say for places like Riverside Korean restaurant or that Sung's Bistro place. Two of the worst Korean restaurants known to man. But you wouldnt know that judging by how many white people are in there at any one time.

dear anonymous,

i had a mindset to not enjoy the food at izen because it was crappy food. go fuck yourself.

thanks,
liz

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "taste of the nfl":

I have to say, I can't believe I spent the time to read this crap. I am one of the restaurants that participate each year in this event. Our restaurants pay for 100% of the food that is served that evening, and most of us our independently owned and operated. Are you as naive as to say that we want to throw our money away. Have you ever prepared for an event like this? 1000 guest are invited, 28 restaurants are involved, placement of the booth are all factors to how much we prepare. Now, predict on who's going to stop by your booth once, who's going to stop by twice and who's not going to stop by at all. My restaurant takes pride in supporting the community and the enviroment and I think your thoughts and comments are completely rude and green.

dear anonymous,

i think leaving bitchy anonymous comments on my blog is completely rude and green. go fuck yourself.

thanks,
liz

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "chinese imperial inn":

Your temper brings dishonor to my Happy Mu-Shu Palace.

dear anonymous,

you are funny. go fuck yourself, but in a way that brings pleasure to your happy mu-shu palace.

thanks,
liz

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "take the cake is now open for sunday brunch!":

Here we go again. Decided to whack out about writing a blog regularly???. Why don't you stick to lame posts about your insipid downtown job and fake posts about foods you know nothing about???

dear anonymous,

why don't you stick to reading blogs that you actually enjoy? go fuck yourself.

thanks,
liz

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "if it wasn't already clear...":

I find most bloggers to be self-absorbed and whiny. You have proven my observation perfectly.

dear anonymous,

i find that most anonymous commenters need to go fuck themselves. go fuck yourself.

thanks,
liz

11 comments:

Stephanie said...

I began reading your blog after you were featured in the Enquirer a while back and I still love reading, hiatus or none. Thanks for the never ending humor and pretty much making my crappy day better! [=

Qualo said...

Loved this!

Amber said...

Liz, thís is hilarious to read...forget Craigslist, these comments are entertainment enough.

Becky said...

This post wins the universe!! Now go fuck yourself. Then when you're done with that? Drive around the block and go fuck yourself again.

;)

Erin said...

this post exemplifies why you and I are friends!

Katakus1 said...

Love it! Love the Blog! And there is something awesome about reading "Go Fuck yourself" over and over on a Monday morning!

I LOVE IT!

TJ Jackson said...

BLOG
ENTRY
OF
THE
YEAR

woot!

I know, I know, yes, I will now go off an f*ck myself, Liz. :-)

Desi said...

haha love your style!

Aunt Juicebox said...

I'm really starting to like this blog. LOL Don't quit now!

Veggie Option said...

I see you've kick started the advice column! Love it!

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