two things

1. that god awful "viva viagra" commercial is on again. i am about to slit my wrists.

2. i am going to NY (aka "the city i love to visit way more than i ever liked living there") in one week! i am so excited about the endless eating opportunities. nathan's hot dogs (which fyi you can get here in cincinnati at fresh market and the hyde park bigg's) and corn dogs, real iced coffee, real bagels (and bagel sandwiches), dojo's carrot ginger dressing, brunch brunch brunch, fresh pasta from raffetto's, ben's pizza, sammy's halal, dim sum, burgers from shake shack and the burger joint, chaat at jackson diner, magnolia bakery for banana pudding, pretty much anything on the menu at nha trang, jaya, and boca chica, blondie's wings, etc etc etc...

and here is my list of overrated, boring NY food to avoid:
-gray's papaya
-any deli that tries to charge you $20 for a sandwich
-magnolia's cupcakes (the frosting just doesn't do it for me)
-tavern on the green
-cheap as shit (and tastes like shit) sushi to go places
-most tapas places
-jing fong... pretty much every other dim sum option is better
-lombardi's pizza

ok, time for bed...