time for some craigslist

i have a backlog of food posts to write but i just got home from the most fun weekend ever in chicago and i am exhausted and i accidentally locked myself out of my house and i lost my voice from drinking and talking too much so this is all you suckers get for now.

hamilton - m4w - 29 (butler county jail)

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Reply to: pers-hqsvf-1245665250@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-06-29, 4:12PM EDT

i saw you as i got out of the door in you get in you look so beautiful i wish to see you again but not in that place lol i was visiting somebody and i think u also have somebody we give eyes but i look so serious that how i am i don't smiles maybe but u make the rock smiles , for you eyes the moon smilessssss......

ok seriously? butler county jail? good luck buddy.

attractive asian karaoke singer wanted (cols ohio)

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Reply to: hous-eqh8s-1242068025@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-06-27, 8:22AM EDT

i have all the equipment free room and board call nick at 614 274 xxxx

that one was from rooms & shares. i'm actually not sure what to even say here. just wow.

Sam's Club this afternoon - m4m - 43 (North Bend Rd)

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Reply to: pers-yyzfy-1245743408@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-06-29, 4:52PM EDT

You helped me try to load something in my car this afternoon at Sam's Club on North Bend Rd. It wouldn't fit so you packed it in your van. You took my number in case you got lost. You were hot, I gave you a tip for helping me but would really like to meet up to give you an even better tip: service that nice bulge of yours that I could see through the light blue gym shorts you had on. Hit me up with what I bought if you're interested in getting your rocks off in my mouth

i swear gay people have way more fun than straight people.

Saw you at St.Elizabeth north today in the ER... - m4m - 27 (Covington,Ky)

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Reply to: pers-hu6bu-1241782471@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-06-26, 11:00PM EDT

I saw you at St. Elizabeth North and you was looking at me and I was looking at you... You was in a Green shirt If this is you and you know what I was wearing hit me up.......

"hint: i was the one in the full body cast. i hope that full bedpan didn't gross you out too much."

Walmart pharmacy Tam - m4w - 45 (Springboro)

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Reply to: pers-mjw2u-1242773830@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-06-27, 4:15PM EDT

You said you lied my shirt and my eyes. Tell me about my eyes and what the shirt said. Thank You for reading

public service announcement: if she cannot understand what the hell you are talking about, she will not reply to your missed connection posting.

85 questions and counting... - m4w - 34 (mason/cincinnati)

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Reply to: pers-ce839-1243185396@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-06-27, 10:03PM EDT

...maybe we could talk a little more. we had class today 6-27-09 in Mason, OH. i left early but hated to go. i was having such a good time...with you i know our seperate lives are a little busy right now but i always have time to email. i wished you luck on your test but i forgot to wish you good luck with your new addition. perhaps i'll run in to you again. contact me even just to say hi and let me know your status. i was going to give you my email address but didn't think about it until after i left. p.s. i didn't even get your name

85 questions and you didn't get her name? where to even start with this one...

yelled at you by UC in clifton - m4w - 22 (northern ky)

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Reply to: pers-mxajm-1238556055@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-06-25, 12:44AM EDT

So, i saw you walking by the corner with the pizza place and i yelled at you CRAIGSLIST MISSED CONNECTIONS.....I'm not sure you will get on here and actually check but i really hope you do. if so my email is .....tell me whatyou were wearing, what color car i was in, your hair color, just something to let me know its you....you were sooooo beautiful babe, I am hoping to hear from ya and take you on a nice romantic date. please email me asap

ok, isn't it actually a lot less scary and awkward to just ask for someone's number than to scream out "craigslist missed connections" at them?