Wednesday, August 22, 2007

you have a lucky future... in bed

why is it that repetition is so hilarious? i love that stupid game where everyone reads their fortune cookie and then adds "in bed" to the end. the more fortunes read the better...

you are about to make a new friend... in bed

all your hard work will soon pay off... in bed

you like chinese food... in bed

hahahaha!

many of you (like there are many of you out there reading this) also know that one of my favorite all time jokes (if you can even call it that) is to say "i don't even know her!" after any word ending in "-er." see:

poker? i don't even know her!

liquor? i don't even know her!

thermometer? i don't even know her!

etc. hilarious!

so anyway the point is that i was just reading this article about wikipedia in an old NY times magazine. it says, "...users with a mind boggling amount of time on their hands can sometimes raise their defacement to conceptual levels - for instance, willy on wheels, a legendary wikipedia user whose vandalism consisted of adding the words 'on wheels' to the headlines of literally thousands of entries."

i laughed for like 10 minutes! then i went on wikipedia to test it out:

Appalachian Mountains on wheels

Qing Dynasty on wheels

Grand Duchess Olga Nikolaevna of Russia on wheels

Brokeback Mountain on wheels

hahahahahahaha... this is awesome!!!

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