is it just me or is anyone else completely addicted to craigslist? i constantly look on missed connections to see if anyone i know shows up on there. i actually have had one person i know show up in missed connections once. i went to awakenings one night with my friend brian about a year ago and this dude fell in love with his curly hair and then posted about it. i found it a few days later and sent him the link. unfortunately brian is not gay so that connection stayed missing. and just last week i saw an ad posted where these indian guys i saw at tan thai downtown were lusting after a waiter there. hilarious!
what i normally do with craigslist ads that are really awesome is post them on my friends' facebook pages. but i think they might be getting sick of me putting nasty ads from creepy dudes with foot fetishes and bondage fantasies all over for their cousins and elementary school friends to read. so now i will post some good ones here for my dedicated readers!
this one is from "strictly platonic":
More than friends - m4m - 61 (Harrison/Rybolt)
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pers-864664580@craigslist.org [?]Date: 2008-10-03, 8:35AM EDT
I have been exploring my bi side for about a year, and have enjoyed several mutual oral encounters...always using a condom..playing safe because I am married. I would like to meet a guy close to my age, that like myself has limited experience. Because I wish to perform oral without condoms, you should be clean and healthy...and above all discreet. I'm 5'7" 195 5.5c with a hairy body. I really don't care too much about your stats, but would prefer someone close to my age and also married. I am available most weekdays for daytime play...I can host or travel if you have a safe place.
dude. a) it is called "strictly platonic" for a reason. b) public service announcement to all women married to a 5'7" 195 lbs. hairy 61 year old man: i think it might be time for marriage counseling.
now here are a few m4ws:
My First And Last Posting - 25 (Oakley)
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pers-869305977@craigslist.org [?]Date: 2008-10-06, 9:59PM EDT
I have a great career, a nice car with drivers license and insurance. I pay my bills on time. Im 6ft 175lbs with big muscles and some tattoos thats not exposed. Im have full custody of my 4 year old daughter. Im clean cut with a clean face. I been single for over a year trying to get my life together. Now its almost there just seeing whats this craigslist personals is about. Im not trying to find a mommy just trying to see whats out there. I deserve a great woman that cares for herself and thats independent just as myself. Reply with pics if your interested in seeing mine.
wow, a man who has auto insurance AND a child! every 25 year old woman's dream. act now ladies, this is his first and last posting!
Nice. kind man seeking Asian Lady for relationship - 40 (Northern Kentuckupy)
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pers-868406370@craigslist.org [?]Date: 2008-10-06, 11:37AM EDT
White professional man seeking an single Asian lady for frienship leading to a long term relationship.
I am divorced with no children. I am kind, gentle and have a good heart. I do not drink, smoke or gamble. I don't mind if others do I am just not interested in those things. I am laid back and non judgmental.
I am a calm person and don't like to argue.
I am educated, professionally employed financially and emotionally stable.
I love in northern kentucky and work in downtown cincinnati.
If you are interested please send me an e mail and we will go from there!
I look forward to hearing from you.
dudes with asian fetishes just freak me out. i always used to get into arguments about this with my friend paco* who only dates asian women. i would tell him that he had yellow fever and he would get pissed and be like, "it's not a fetish. it's a PHYSICAL PREFERENCE." whatever helps you sleep at night, paco. paco also insisted that kelly clarkson was hot. why? "because she looks kinda asian."
*not his real name
also, kentuckupy? what the hell.
Any hot BBW willing to be served by a sexy Marine ? - 30 (Middletown)
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pers-868181328@craigslist.org [?]Date: 2008-10-06, 8:25AM EDT
I am looking for a sexy BBW that would roleplay with me, and take me over her knee and paddle me with a wooden spoon. After a good morning paddling to start the day, I want to be told to lay on your bed and have you sit on my face and I will return the favor by giving you oral all afternoon. Could you fulfill my fantasy? Send me your pic, I leave for Baton Rouge, LA for training on October 31, I want one woman but I want to go down on her everyday if possible. Your response will get my pic.
i don't even know what to say here. at least he knows what he wants i guess.
18 yo hopeless romantic lookin for that special girl - 18 (eastgate)
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pers-868116578@craigslist.org [?]Date: 2008-10-06, 4:11AM EDT
I'm just a guy trying to make it in life and not doing too badly right now so im looking for a girl to make me whole. i havent been in a relationship since i was 16 and its been rough.
I'm 5'11 135 lbs skinny seeking a girl roughly the same but im not picky. true love doesnt judge. im looking for a long term relationship and willing to work up to that point.
i dont drive. im working on getting my ged. i live with one roommate in an apt called timber glen.
i dont know what else to put in here.
hope to hear from that special girl soon :)
poor kid, he's made it to the ripe old age of 18 and STILL hasn't found true love AND he hasn't been in a relationship for TWO WHOLE YEARS. how can he even go on living? what a trooper!
all right, i think i have subjected you guys to enough of these by now. i can't get enough of this shit! back to food soon, i promise.
